Dropped the tiny human off at school

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 02/05/2018 at 11:18 • Filed to: Meanwhile in the Jalopnik office, Coffee

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I mean work. She’s your problem now, NYC!

Nibby > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:23

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poor kid should never have to deal with being in NYC, ever.

i’m calling CPS on you for negligance

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:24

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What’s it like driving a straight piped hearse through NYC? Lots of people looking at you I would assume?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:25

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Is that a box of Patrick George in the background?

For Sweden > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:25

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my god what have you done o_o

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:26

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She looks super happy to be back in the office...

HammerheadFistpunch > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/05/2018 at 11:26

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goes down smooth.

Thomas Donohue > Nibby 02/05/2018 at 11:32

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We call it OCFS in NYC. Don’t expect a quick response.

On the other hand, this office gets a +1 for having coffee mugs and not 20,000 disposable cups.

WilliamsSW > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:32

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She does not appear to be happy with you right there - how DARE you drop her off at work?

Dusty Ventures > For Sweden 02/05/2018 at 11:34

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I never liked New York

Cé hé sin > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:36

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Has all the hallmarks of an unhappy camper.

Dusty Ventures > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 02/05/2018 at 11:37

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Only from tourists. The natives have all had their souls crushed and no longer care about anything

WRXforScience > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:40

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Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

shop-teacher > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:46

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She looks like she’s having a mental dilemma right now. Clearly she wants to smash you over the head with that cup for leaving you there ... but then she would spill her coffee ... I’ve been there.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 11:46

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When you walk into the break room and you don’t see any Timbits

shop-teacher > Thomas Donohue 02/05/2018 at 11:47

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My wife’s office stopped offering the disposable cups, when they realized they were spending $10,000/year on cups.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 02/05/2018 at 11:57

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You’re all going to get THE BLOGS now.

Stef Schrader > Thomas Donohue 02/05/2018 at 11:58

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YES!

People laugh at my gross sink full of gross dishes I forget about, but the idea of a million disposable things bothers me on a fundamental level.

Svend > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 12:06

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A box of PG Tips, winning office in my books.

Stef Schrader > shop-teacher 02/05/2018 at 12:07

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“Why does this place not have straight-piped V8s? Why?! I thought this was the office for the cars? WHY???”

Frenchlicker > HammerheadFistpunch 02/05/2018 at 12:23

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I can’t even formulate a proper response for that one. I believe we need the man himself here for that one.

XJDano > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 12:26

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Dual dishwashers!

Fill them up and see which ones faster.

MonkeePuzzle > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 12:27

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shop-teacher > Stef Schrader 02/05/2018 at 12:45

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They’re too hipstery for straight-piped V8s. They can only handle spertwagons and dictatorship vehicles (which are the vehicular version of a fixie).

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader 02/05/2018 at 12:49

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AHHHHH!!!!! Not the blogs! Say it ain’t so!!!

shop-teacher > XJDano 02/05/2018 at 12:50

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Race all the things!!!!

random001 > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 12:51

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Hahah! Glad you are still alive, and not locked in the coffin, because it looks like she’s contemplating exactly that.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 13:17

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Dang, going from the glorious Replublic of Texas to NYC must be devastating.

Nibby > Stef Schrader 02/05/2018 at 14:11

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i’m buying you a dishwasher

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/05/2018 at 14:24

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For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/05/2018 at 14:25

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Stef you can buy a machine that washes dishes for you

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader 02/05/2018 at 17:18

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It’s all fun and games, until the fruit flies come to town.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dusty Ventures 02/05/2018 at 19:24

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Who does that darker blue mug on the upper right belong to?

Dusty Ventures > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 02/05/2018 at 19:33

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No idea

whatuptkhere > For Sweden 02/05/2018 at 22:05

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link to OC?

For Sweden > whatuptkhere 02/06/2018 at 01:26

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Stef Schrader 02/07/2018 at 15:33

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Weird, my office has 3 cars in it 1 from the 30s, 1 from the 50s and 1 from 2018.

Oh and a fancy coffee bar with a full time barista to make your coffee for you.

Stef Schrader > Nibby 02/07/2018 at 23:35

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please do

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 02/07/2018 at 23:35

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but it costs money

Nibby > Stef Schrader 02/08/2018 at 08:37

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For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/08/2018 at 11:13

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You know who has money? Randy Falco. Time to ask for a much-deserved raise.